Theteacherasked,'GivemeanexampleofCoincidence?'
Studentreplied,Mymomanddadgotmarriedonthesamedate.
Teacher:Howoldisyourdad.
Student:HeisasoldasIam.
Teacher:Howisitpossible?
Student:BecausehebecameadadonlyafterIwasborn.
TEACHER:Givemeasentencestartingwith"I".
Student:Iis...
TEACHER:No.Alwayssay,"Iam."
Student:Allright..."Iamtheninthletterofthealphabet."
Teacher:Suppose,Igiveyou2dogs.ThenIagaingiveyou2dogs.Howmanywillyouhave?
Student:5
Teacher:How?
Student:Ihaveadoginmyhousenow
Teacher:Youpromisedmetosubmitmeaparagraph,right?
Student:YesSir.
Teacher:AndIalsopromisedthatifyoufailtosubmitit,Iwillpunishyou,right?
Student:YesSir,soitwillbefairifyoubreakyourpromisetoo.