笑话mynameisshutup!Onedaytherewerethreepeople.theirnameswereManners,Trouble,andShutup.Onedaytheywereplayinghideandseek.Mannersgotatummyachesohewenttothetoilet.Troublewashidding.Shutupwasfinddingtroublewhenhemetapoliceman.Thepoliceman:whatisyourname?Shutup:shutup!Thepoliceman:areyoulookingfortrouble?Shutup:yes!Thepoliceman:whereareyourmanners?Shutup:inthetoilet.我的名字叫麻烦有三个人.他们的名字是礼貌,麻烦,闭嘴。有一天,他们正在玩捉迷藏。礼貌忽然胃痛,所以他去厕所。麻烦藏了起来。闭嘴找麻烦是遇到了一个男警察的时候。警察:你的名字是什么?闭嘴:闭嘴!警察:你正在找麻烦吗?闭嘴:是的!警察:你的礼貌在哪里?闭嘴:在厕所中。lossofvoiceOneguygoestoadoctorandsays,"Doctor,mywifehaslosthervoice.WhatshouldIdotohelphergetitback?"Thedoctorreplies,"Trytocomehomeat3inthemorning."声音的损失一个人找到一位医生,说"医生,我的妻子已经失声了。我应该做什么才能让她好起来?"医生答复,"尝试在早晨在3点回家。"英语的名句Don'tpartwithyourillusions.Whentheyaregoneyoumaystillexist,butyouhaveceasedtolive.(MarkTwain,Americanwriter)不要放弃你的幻想。当幻想没有了以后,你还可以生存,但是你虽生犹死。(美国马克•吐温)Themanwhohasmadeuphismindtowinwillneversay"impossible".(BonaparteNapoleon,Frenchemperor)凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能的”。(法国拿破仑)Ifyouwishtosucceed,youshouldusepersistenceasyourgoodfriend,experienceasyourreference,prudenceasyourbrotherandhopeasyoursentry.(ThomasEdison,Americaninventor)如果你希望成功,当以恒心为良友、以经验为参谋、以谨慎为兄弟、以希望为哨兵。(美国爱迪生)Achievementprovidestheonlyrealpleasureinlife.(ThomasEdison,Americaninventor)有所成就是人生唯一的真正乐趣。(美国爱迪生)Toweringgeniusdisdainsabeatenpath.Heseeksregionshithertounexplored.AbrahamLincoln卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路。他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。林肯
