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英语翻译Wifetalkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):IwishIwereanewspapersoI'llbeinyourhandsallday.Husband:Iwishthattoo,soIcouldchangeyoudailyJOKE2Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttog
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Wifetalkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):IwishIwereanewspapersoI'llbeinyourhandsallday.

Husband:Iwishthattoo,soIcouldchangeyoudaily

JOKE2

Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?

Thefatherreplied:Idon'tknowson.I'mstillpaying!

JOKE3

Atmidnightfathersawthathismarriedsonleavinghome...Heaskshim:whatareyoudoing?

Thesonreplied:DadIamfedupwithmylife!Mynewlymarriageisnotgoingwell,mywifeandmymomkeepfightingwitheachother!Ihavetopaybillsformyin-laws,andIhatethislife!Iwanttogofarfromhere,Iwanttotasteeveryjoyoflife,andIwanttohaveeveryfunoflife!

Fathersaid:Wait!Iamcomingwithyou

JOKE4

AwomangoestoEnglandtoattenda2-weekcompanytrainingsession.Herhusbanddriveshertotheairportandwisheshertohaveagoodtrip.

Thewifeanswered:Thankyouhoney,whatwouldyoulikemetobringforyou?

Thehusbandlaughedandsaid:AnEnglishgirl!

Thewomankeptquietandleft.Twoweekslaterhepickedherupintheairportandasked:Sohoney,howwasthetrip?

Thewife:Verygood,thankyou.

Thehusband:And,whathappenedtomypresent?

Thewife:Whichpresent?

Thehusband:WhatIaskedfor:theEnglishgirl?

Thewife:Oh,that!Well,IdidwhatIcould;nowwehavetowaitafewmonthstoseeifit’sagirl!

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