英语翻译
Wifetalkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):IwishIwereanewspapersoI'llbeinyourhandsallday.
Husband:Iwishthattoo,soIcouldchangeyoudaily
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Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?
Thefatherreplied:Idon'tknowson.I'mstillpaying!
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Atmidnightfathersawthathismarriedsonleavinghome...Heaskshim:whatareyoudoing?
Thesonreplied:DadIamfedupwithmylife!Mynewlymarriageisnotgoingwell,mywifeandmymomkeepfightingwitheachother!Ihavetopaybillsformyin-laws,andIhatethislife!Iwanttogofarfromhere,Iwanttotasteeveryjoyoflife,andIwanttohaveeveryfunoflife!
Fathersaid:Wait!Iamcomingwithyou
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AwomangoestoEnglandtoattenda2-weekcompanytrainingsession.Herhusbanddriveshertotheairportandwisheshertohaveagoodtrip.
Thewifeanswered:Thankyouhoney,whatwouldyoulikemetobringforyou?
Thehusbandlaughedandsaid:AnEnglishgirl!
Thewomankeptquietandleft.Twoweekslaterhepickedherupintheairportandasked:Sohoney,howwasthetrip?
Thewife:Verygood,thankyou.
Thehusband:And,whathappenedtomypresent?
Thewife:Whichpresent?
Thehusband:WhatIaskedfor:theEnglishgirl?
Thewife:Oh,that!Well,IdidwhatIcould;nowwehavetowaitafewmonthstoseeifit’sagirl!